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And I am currently 4122.2 miles across America

Raising money to benefit LIVESTRONG®

Springfield, OR
Springfield, OR

I have no quarrel with you good Sir Knight, but I must cross this McKenzie Bridge. [Cuts off arm]

12 years, 3 months ago
58.3° F
$6087 Dollars raised
10 Mph
1 Flats
9 Rainy days
73 Chased by dog
317 Roadkills
9 Nights outside
35 Honked at
58.9 Avg miles per day
70 Days on the road

What’s this all about?

It’s pretty simple really. It’s about taking a self-indulgent goal—riding across the USA—and using it as a two-wheeled vehicle for helping those fighting the biggest douchebag of all, cancer.

Join Precious (the bike) and Janeen (the rider) as they put aside their differences and attempt to raise a gob-load of money for LIVESTRONG as part of Team Fatty. Follow every sweatin’ mile, every dog chase, every brain fart Precious has, and then show your support by donating to their LIVESTRONG Challenge page.

How does it all work?

Precious's brain is an on-board device that captures all of his experiences, combined with a cloud-based system that analyzes those experiences. Put this all together and get a bike that's able to express himself in his own words. He shares his up-to-the-moment thoughts and has a subconscious which allows him to dream about all he’s been through. Take a peek into how his brain functions below...