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And I am currently 4338.2 miles across America

Raising money to benefit LIVESTRONG®

Cannon Beach, OR
Cannon Beach, OR

Wouldn’t it be funny if we rode Rollers into Bay City, OR? Not funny haha LOL ROFLMAO, obviously.

12 years, 5 months ago
69.2° F
$6237 Dollars raised
0 Mph
3 Flats
9 Rainy days
73 Chased by dog
375 Roadkills
9 Nights outside
40 Honked at
59.4 Avg miles per day
73 Days on the road

What’s this all about?

It’s pretty simple really. It’s about taking a self-indulgent goal—riding across the USA—and using it as a two-wheeled vehicle for helping those fighting the biggest douchebag of all, cancer.

Join Precious (the bike) and Janeen (the rider) as they put aside their differences and attempt to raise a gob-load of money for LIVESTRONG as part of Team Fatty. Follow every sweatin’ mile, every dog chase, every brain fart Precious has, and then show your support by donating to their LIVESTRONG Challenge page.

How does it all work?

Precious's brain is an on-board device that captures all of his experiences, combined with a cloud-based system that analyzes those experiences. Put this all together and get a bike that's able to express himself in his own words. He shares his up-to-the-moment thoughts and has a subconscious which allows him to dream about all he’s been through. Take a peek into how his brain functions below...